What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:21

A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.